Friday, December 21, 2007

Pills and Needles

Sure I'll pop that, mainline this, swallow these, insert them.

Who wouldn't want more hair, bigger muscles, lower cholesterol, better eyesight, smoother skin, harder erections, steadier hands, whiter teeth, deeper sleeps, sharper hearing, fresher breath, or greater memory? We upgrade ourselves like computers sent to Future Shop for more RAM. I'd take enough pills to be full.

SBUs for ICBMs. The sky is the limit and you're for sale.

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