As Hunter would say "The precision-jackhammer attack of the New England Patriots stomped the balls off the Pittsburgh Steelers today by stomping and hammering with one precise jack-thrust after another up the middle, mixed with pinpoint precision passes into the flat and numerous hammer-jack stops around both ends ..."
I was in Buffalo during November to see the spectacle in person. The result was a vicious 56-10 chain whipping that sent the drunk drivers fleeing to their cars before the half was done. I caught myself yelling at the field, high on the destruction being done before me: "Run it up, Bill." Eleven men being boot fuc*ed before a prime time national audience. A Juggernaut fueled by gang-tackles and slot receivers with triple digit YAC.
Sundays and Mondays of one sided contests likened back to the Colosseum. Except in the Rome of Gillette Stadium the lions wear blue and their fans guzzle Sam Adams while they watch the feast.
I'll guarantee this in place of Anthony Smith: The Pats are the best team I've seen in my lifetime.
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